http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQq_mU7jUg
One of my favorite songs from college.
It could all be so simple
But you’d rather make it hard
Loving you is like a battle
And we both end up with scars
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will
Is this just a silly game
That forces you to act this way
Forces you to scream my name
Then pretend that you can’t stay
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will
Hook:
No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me know
It ain’t workin’
It ain’t workin’
And when I try to walk away
You’d hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy
I keep letting you back in
How can I explain myself
As painful as this thing has been
I just can’t be with no one else
See I know what we got to do
You let go and I’ll let go too
‘Cause no one’s hurt me more than you
And no one ever will
Repeat Hook
Care for me, care for me
I know you care for me
There for me, there for me
Said you’d be there for me
Cry for me, cry for me
You said you’d die for me
Give to me, give to me
Why won’t you live for me
(Repeat)
2 years ago
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So Sarah has been chatting on instant message with this married man, Jeff, and engaging in some flirtatious conversation..nothing physical since they live in different cities.
The wife found the stream of messages on their computer at home and actually emailed Sarah asking her why she was talking to her husband and how Inappropriate it was. Sarah responded to her stating that she knew he was married and was simply just talking to him and never meant to hurt her or cross the line..Of course she meant to cross the line..that’s why she is still talking to him.
The wife responds back yet again saying how hurt she is and how she must be the brunt of the joke and that Sarah must stop contacting her husband.
The takeaway of this is that the wife or girlfriend always blames the other woman yet stays with the husband or boyfriend..
I love that this wife never even mentioned the fact that it was inappropriate on her husband’s part..nope just the other girl who is not in any relationship.
Women can be such fucking idiots sometimes!
2 years ago
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You don’t appreciate the chaos and absurdity of life on this planet. You don’t understand irony, or ethnicity, or eccentricity, or poetry, or the simple joy of being a regular at the diner on your block. I love that. You don’t drink coffee or alcohol. You don’t over eat. You don’t cry when you’re alone. You don’t understand sarcasm. You plod through life in a neat, colorless, caffeine free, dairy free, conflict free way. I’m bold and angry and tortured and tremendous and I notice when someone has changed their hair part, or when someone is wearing two very distinctly different shades of black or when someone changes the natural temperment of their voice on the phone. I don’t give out empty praise. I’m not complacent or well-adjusted. I can’t spend fifteen minutes breathing and stretching and getting in touch with myself. I can’t spend three minutes finishing an article. I check my answering machine nine times every day and I can’t sleep at night because I feel that there is so much to do and fix and change in the world, and I wonder every day if I am making a difference and if I will ever express the greatness within me, or if I will remain forever paralyzed by muddled madness inside my head. I’ve wept on every birthday I’ve ever had because life is huge and fleeting and I hate certain people and certain shoes and I feel that life is terribly unfair and sometimes beautiful and wonderful and extraordinary but also numbing and horrifying and insurmountable and I hate myself a lot of the time. The rest of the time I adore myself and I adore my life in this city and in this world we live in. This huge and wondrous, bewildering, brilliant, horrible world.
2 years ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFlMI-k9M0A&NR=1
I have seriously witnessed so many pathetic girls who continue to date/hang out with guys that are not available in this town with the “hope” that he will one day choose her as “The One.”
I assume it still remains true that you want the one you cannot have or that is not available.
I thought I would share a little Morrissey with everyone this week and give a shoutout to all of the girls in Dallas who need to learn when to give up..
If you have to ask where he is all of the time or read the phone, then that should answer your fucking question…
2 years ago
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So yesterday I went to get my hair cut and colored back to brown and saw this handsome guy come into the salon with a motorcycle helmet. I thought he looked pretty familiar, so I kept staring at him trying to figure out how I knew him.
Suddenly I realized that I didn’t know him at all…he was on the last season of The Bachelorette. How in the hell do I keep running into these guys. I wanted to stalk him and ask him if he had met Jake yet, but I figured I wouldn’t go straight to psycho.
Here is his picture for all of the ladies. I won’t reveal my hair salon…I wouldn’t want you ladies trying to stalk him quite yet.
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/84/95/0000048495_20080507141457.jpg
2 years ago
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http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/jake-pavelka-pic/
http://www.hiphopmusic.com/best_of_youtube/2009/06/jake_pavelka_from_the_bachelor.html
A few months ago I was at dinner at Coalvines in Uptown with a friend who was visiting from out of town. We will call her Stephanie. Stephanie and I were enjoying a nice bottle of wine with pizza when I noticed this attractive man a few tables away from us on the patio. I kept staring at him and was reminded of my boyfriend from college who passed away. I decided I had to speak to him, so I asked the waitress to give him and his friend another beer. The older gentleman immediately came over to speak to us, but of course I wanted to talk to the younger guy. Finally the younger guy came over and introduced himself as Jake and chatted for a few minutes. He invited us to come over to their table to finish our drinks, but we declined and stayed at our table. Once they were finished, Jake came back over to the table and gave me a piece of paper with his email and phone number.
I called him later that night while attending the drag show and talked to him for a few minutes. The details are a bit fuzzy now on talking that night and week, but we agreed to meet up for dinner and drinks. We had a nice sushi dinner followed by drinks. He was tellling me about flying, his family, and of course how he had been on vacation for the past six weeks in California with a group of guys. I thought it was quite strange for a 31 year old pilot to be on a six week vacation, but then again this is Dallas. We chatted and had a lovely time so I thought and went our separate ways. We texted again, and he called to invite me to dinner. It was the night of my friend’s dad’s funeral, so I just didn’t feel up to talking to him or going on a date. I texted him again the following week, but he responded that he was feeling sick, etc.
The following Monday I received a call from Stephanie who had visited and met him who said she heard a familiar voice on the tv and to turn it on. I was out and don’t watch tv, so I told her I would check online the next day.
Low and behold Jake was a contestant on The Bachelorette..Unreal. Now I know why he was on vacation for six weeks with a bunch of guys.
I have since watched The Bachelorette online every Tuesday and saw him get kicked off this past week as the guy who is “too perfect.”
I only met him once, but I will say he was very handsome in person and quite the gentleman. Be on the lookout for him in Dallas. I wouldn’t be surprised if the network selects him as the next Bachelor.
2 years ago
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I went all the way to Chicago to escape lying men and crazy women to find a perfect story.
Kerry went to the Zebra Lounge to meet her friend who is a bartender who frequents this place in the Viagra Triangle (yes this is a real part of town for those of you who are not familiar with Chicago). Kerry and her girlfriend, Kelly, meet a group of men at the bar as well.
They are jetting off to another bar and decide to meet them at The Redhead Piano Bar to mix with dirty, old men and sing to some oldies but goodies circa Billy Joel and Elton John.
Kerry hits it off with Jake who lives in South Bend and is in town visiting…a la PHD program at Notre Dame. I would love to send out this guy’s real contact information since he is such a creep, but that does not abide by the blog rules.
Kerry and Jake talk for hours at the bar and then back at her place about life, love, friendship, etc until 3:30am when he finally decides to head back to his hotel since Kelly is already asleep in the bed.
Kerry goes to sleep and wakes up at 7am to find a text from Jake at 4am saying how much fun he had and what a pleasure it was to meet her, blah blah blah.
In true stalker form because we girls love to do our homework on people, Kerry googles and researches Jake to find out his story and see if it matches what he told her. Well it does all seem to match except one major factor.
She finds an article about how this guy is married and even finds a picture and description of his wife. She confronts him back via text message, and of course he responds divorced. For almost a week they correspond via text and email until today when he finally admitted he is indeed married and is no longer intersted in her..
Right asshole..obviously she lost some interest when she found out you were fucking married…
Are there any decent men out there?
3 years ago
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