April 28, 2009

Is He Cheating?

This is no secret in Dallas..If you are looking for a man (single or married in his 50s) or looking to cheat, then you will be hitting up Al Biernats, Bob’s, or Nick and Sam’s (which apparently is “Bringing Sexy Back” according to the billboard on McKinney).

The hit story of cheating I have heard in the past week is as follows:

Andrea has been seeing this guy for 2 months averaging 2 dates a week..he travels a lot..or so he says. Did I mention he also lives 2 blocks away from her apartment. The other evening he calls and tells her that he has a business meeting and will be unavailable for the evening. We all know what is coming next. She comes home and sees him walking into his condo with another girl…She calls him which obviously yields no response….an hour of wigging and a complete meltdown, and she finally gets the call. Now obviously everyone knows he is busted, yet we are stoked to hear what this pitch is going to be.

He claims he was in fact at a business meeting and had to bring this lovely other woman back to the house because she is a realtor and had heard how magnificent the patio and view are from the top floor..Are you kidding me?

So why is this funny? My guy friend gets a call from Andrea who then proceeds to tell the story and is actually not sure if he is cheating or not since she may in fact need to see a damn balcony at 11pm for one of her clients..Yes absolutely true..Keep telling yourself that ….