April 30, 2009

Taco and BeanDip

I just cannot resist this story…A picture would definitely do the story more justice, but I cannot do that to these poor girls.

This story takes us back to The Londoner when the chic was crying and then slept with my friend and disappeared from her own apartment.

My guy friends also met two other chics who we refer to as Taco and BeanDip. These gals are out on a Sunday night at the Mavs game and then the Londoner until 12am….

Taco is my favorite of the two.

Taco-

1) Spearmint Rhino (Dallas Strip Club) hat on-Check

2) Pink Braces-Check

3) 25 years old-Check

4) Two Kids-Check

5) 8 stepmothers over the course of her life-Check

6) Cut out of her Dad’s will after the 8th stepmom who is 30 and German-Check

7) Run into Taco at Nordstrom looking for shoes, and I point at her wigging (hard to miss a chic with pink braces and Spearmint Rhino hat)-Check

BeanDip

1) 23 years old-Check

2) Two Kids-Check

3) Texting my guy friend after meeting him once that night 3 weeks ago begging to see him-Check

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