What Happens When You Leave The Bubble
So last night George and I decide to have dinner and then exit the Bubble to Addison to go and make fun of people…One is always guaranteed a fucking great laugh going to Addison bars.
We head to The Flying Saucer thinking we will be anonymous, but low and behold Geroge runs into a “couple” that he knows. It was just fanfuckingtastic.
The couple will be called Adam and Jennifer-typical white people in Addison
Adam-He is a freaked out version of John Malkovich with this ridiculous Rolex and a wedding band with a huge diamond in the middle of it. His legs are crossed so hard that I cannot imagine there are any male parts between those legs. He is just waiving his hand around telling us about work, blah blah blah..it’s great.
I introduce myself as he does…He points over to Jennifer who is indeed his wife who is just ugly as sin and firing down on two of the nastiest guys I have ever seen in my life. Adam proceeds to try and sell us on the fact that they are happily married with two children, and that tonight, Thursday, is indeed their date night. I obviously am convinced this man is flaming gay and just laughing my ass off that their date night consists of him sitting alone sipping beer while his wife is molesting two guys..Did he even flinch at it? Hell no. Like he cared..I was able to tolerate about 25 minutes, and then I had to get the hell out of there.
Sometimes the bubble isn’t so bad after all.
3 years ago • Notes