You’re A Thinker
True Story between Girl and Guy from Mexico City in NYC
Kelly went to NYC two weeks ago to visit her exstepmother and hang out with an old friend as well and just get the hell out of Dallas to breathe for a few days. She goes to dinner with her friends and then heads to this hotel bar with a sick view of the city and Jersey across the way..well ok so Jersey ain’t so beautiful.
Jorge approaches her and begins to literally tell her how stunning she is in that pink dress and how her eyes were just blazing and piercing and fabulous. He continues to probe asking questions and celebrating her body, and then does the unthinkable..He reaches over and points his finger in the middle of her forehead and touches her buttwrinkle and says, “You have a huge wrinkle in the middle of your forehead.” No shit sherlock. Kelly responds, “No shit. I have to see it everyday. Thank you for pointing that out. I will be sure to get botox when I get a job again.” Jorge retaliates stating, “I didn’t mean for that to be rude. What I was trying to say is that you must be a thinker and just so brilliant and analytical to cause that wrinkle.”
Are you fucking kidding me? She told him to fuck off and walked off..Note to men. Please don’t touch a woman’s face and try to spin her wrinkles, especially a buttwrinkle, in a positive manner.
3 years ago • Notes