May 12, 2009

Paciugo Will Never Be The Same

Alex and Alexis decided to hit up Northpark on Saturday which turned out to be quite wild for a Saturday.

They first arrive at Kona Grill where the bartender points to Alexis and states, “I know what she wants to drink.” Clearly they have been going there way too much. This hillbilly is there with his girlfriend trying to talk to them which is just scary even with an adult beverage. He leans over to the bartender and asks where the Wild Wild West store is at Northpark..right.

They have some drinks and then venture out to the Kid’s Show which is complete with half naked dancers who look like they should be featured in the revival of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

After shopping and obtaining some work suits, Alexis demands some Paciugo since she’s had a recent obsession with ice cream and gelato. As they are leaving the parking lot, they see this cute, old couple leaving their car and walking towards the front door. Alexis has a tight, grey tshirt on and is licking her icecream.

I kid you not..the old man sticks his tongue out a few times like a lizard, stares right at her chest and says, “Looks Good!”

The wife responds, “Oh yes. The ice cream does look good.”

Honey..your husband wasn’t checking out the Paciugo. Needless to say, Paciugo is now in timeout.